a show is only as good as its filler episodes

and avatar: the last airbender was on a whole other level


Every eye was fixed upon Voldemort, who stood with his head bowed, and his white hands folded over the Elder Wand in front of him. He might have been praying, or else counting silently in his mind, and Harry, standing still on the edge of the scene, thought absurdly of a child counting in a game of hide-and-seek.

Jon, he’d said, but Jon was  g o n e.
It was Lord Snow who faced him now, grey eyes as hard as ice. 


as a parent it is your god damn fucking job to look after your children stop treating your children like they are burdens


girl hate is toxic, I don’t have time or patience for girls making fun of each other’s bodies etc

have you ever realised that sleeping is just your eyes staring at your eyelids all night long


why does garfield even hate mondays? he doesn’t have a job. he hasn’t felt the crippling pressure of capitalism. he is only a cat.


A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says “Why the long face?” The horse says “I’ve just realized I’m a metaphysical concept within a fictional narrative, and will cease to exist at the end of this sentence.”


Remember when you had to pair up with the teacher because no one liked you?